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ur so lovely let me hold ur hand and kiss ur cheek and make u blush 

man oh man im totally crushin hard 


Hey guys I need some help.

I want to wear a deadpool costume for Halloween, but that involves wearing a skin tight suit. So I want to get in better shape before then but have little to no motivation, so I decided to make it a game!

For every note this gets I will do 10 situps (sounds reasonable right?)

And for every ten notes I’ll write a drabble for my wonderful followers!




A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain